Life Lessons


1:  Shit happens. Deal with it.

2:  People are dicks.

3:  Don't be like everyone else.

4:  Love everyone you possibly can.

5:  Always take a shower in the morning.

6:  Always eat a good breakfast.

7:  Fish on Friday is good for the mind.

8:  Never take anything for granted.

9:  Always take the scenic route.

10:  Always give your change to beggars.

11:  Hug at least one person every day.

12:  Tell at least one person you love them every day.

13:  Use common sense.

14:  When you borrow something, return it in better condition than you got it.

15:  Do what your parents tell you.

16:  Cooperate with the authorities.

17:  Vote every year.

18:  Always take your family to a church you agree with Sunday morning.

19:  Give more than one dollar to the offering basket.

20:  Look people in the eye when you shake their hand.

21:  Shake hands with a firm grip.

22:  Stand up for what you believe.

23:  Help anyone you can.

24:  Be prepared.

25:  Give money to people playing music on the street.

26:  Always go to see plays put on by the local schools.

27:  Always tip the waitress.

28:  Always dress accordingly.

29:  Bring an umbrella.

30:  Smile.